Saturday, January 23, 2010

Biscotti Happy Dance

To my horror this morning my husband let me know that last night I ate a piece of biscotti and 3 melba toasts. I take Ambien at night to sleep because with this diet I find I can't go to sleep. All I remember is going to bed with my HCG diet book. He said I got up and came back with an opened box of melba toasts and he took them away but I had eaten 2. He said I came back with a biscotti SMILING. He said I proceeded to assure to him that I'm allowed to eat biscottis on this diet. I was insistant so he said he broke off a piece and I was so happy that I did a happy dance and devoured the piece of biscotti. No wonder I'm not losing as much weight as I would expect. I'm sticking to the diet but at night under the influence of sleeping pills I'm walking around doing happy dances with food. I kinda didn't believe my husband since I have no memory of this. But sure enough. I found a half eaten biscotti on top of the stove and an open melba toast box. The box was opened from the bottom and had a whole torn into the box on one side. I must have torn my way through a corner. My husband now has strict orders not to allow me out of his sight and to not provide me with any food no matter how much I insist it's on my diet.

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